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ALS will be closed for the New Year holiday. Any orders placed after 4 pm on Friday Dec. 30th, will be shipped out on Tuesday, Jan. 3rd. Happy New Year!
ALS will be closed for the New Year holiday. Any orders placed after 4 pm on Friday Dec. 30th, will be shipped out on Tuesday, Jan. 3rd. Happy New Year!
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Return & Exchange Policy

If you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, simply return the unused Product to us in its original condition within 14 days of receipt. Returned Products must be unused and must be returned in original packaging with any enclosed documentation. Alternative Lifestyle Systems will inspect the returned Product within 30 days of its receipt. If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that the returned Product has been used in any way Alternative Lifestyle Systems will not issue a refund and the Product will be shipped back to you at your cost. If Alternative Lifestyle Systems determines, in its sole discretion, that the returned Product has not been used and the original packaging and documentation have been returned, Alternative Lifestyle Systems will issue a refund, less the original delivery charge. Alternatively, if preferred, we will exchange the Product. Please note: Products will only be accepted for return if they are shipped back to us within 14 days of delivery, unless we have notified you otherwise. The Product is your responsibility until it reaches us. Therefore, for your own protection we recommend that you send the parcel using a delivery service that insures you for the value of the goods.

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Easy Return
14 Days money back guarantee
International Warranty
Offered in the country of usage

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Alternative Lifestyle Systems
Hours:
M-F 9:00 am – 5:00 pm (PST)

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This product is not intended for any illegal purpose. Nor is it to be used to defeat lawfully administered drug tests.
The Whizzinator Touch is a registered trademark of Alternative Lifestyle Systems, INC. The Whizzinator Touch is a unique product. You must follow all federal, state and local laws when using the Whizzinator Touch, and or any other related products sold by Alternative Lifestyle Systems. Alternative Lifestyle Systems, and any of its affiliates are not responsible for your misuse, and/or violation of any federal, state, or local laws when using the Whizzinator Touch, and or any other related products.
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